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kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

thebowspring:

The Pope made an unscheduled stop to pray at Israel’s Apartheid Wall in Bethlehem, Palestine, where he is reported to have told a Palestinian official “I know all about this.” His next stop was Manger Square where he was welcomed by thousands of Palestinian Christians before leading an open air mass.

The altar from which Francis delivered his message showed a baby Jesus wrapped in a keffiyeh, the traditional Arabic scarf that is a symbol of Palestinian nationalism. His trip to Palestine was rounded off by spending lunch with five families from the Deheishe refugee camp. “I am with you,” he told a group of Palestinian children.

(Photos: Ariel Schalit/AP Photo / Abbas Momani/AFP / Thomas Coex/AFP / Mohamad Torokman/Reuters)

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