“This is torture.”
get in loser,we’re going opossoming
Mean Girls reference?
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
If you’re ever feeling sad just remember that Jensen Ackles shapes napkins into penises
kids with broken legs dont have to do PE but kids with social anxiety still have to do public speaking, isnt there a problem there
The Pope made an unscheduled stop to pray at Israel’s Apartheid Wall in Bethlehem, Palestine, where he is reported to have told a Palestinian official “I know all about this.” His next stop was Manger Square where he was welcomed by thousands of Palestinian Christians before leading an open air mass.
The altar from which Francis delivered his message showed a baby Jesus wrapped in a keffiyeh, the traditional Arabic scarf that is a symbol of Palestinian nationalism. His trip to Palestine was rounded off by spending lunch with five families from the Deheishe refugee camp. “I am with you,” he told a group of Palestinian children.
(Photos: Ariel Schalit/AP Photo / Abbas Momani/AFP / Thomas Coex/AFP / Mohamad Torokman/Reuters)
you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food
I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.
this guy is systematically undoing the world